THEODORE KORD.

'LO AND BEHOLD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. For I am awesome and don't need Mr. I-Can-Do-Everything-AND-I'm-A-Millionaire for financial help.

( So, some of you may have seen this on the news stands this morning? )

[There is static and then the video function turns out. Viewers are greeted with an extreme close up of Booster's nose, particularly up his nostrils. He leans back, still close, but at least we aren't counting his nose hairs. He's got his costume and goggles on and is looking very confused.]

Um. OK, don't panic. Stay cool, Booster, stay cool... ( Read more... )

Wow, it's been a while since I've used this thing but this is important.

Skeets is missing, he left the apartment early this morning and hasn't been back since. Has anyone seen him?

[image is slightly unfocused, gold and blue blurs...]

"Now where did I put that thing..."

[Video finally focuses in on some glorious ass on what seems to be Booster Gold's back side.]

"...It's not in my closet."

[Booster bends down on all fours and looks under his bed. There are sounds of shuffling. He pulls his head out from under the bed. He ( Read more... )

Hah! It seems like I completely forgot that I had this communicator device. No wonder I felt so left out. And here I thought everyone was avoiding me.

So...anything new?

So what's the deal, guys? Ja--Blue Beetle gave me the general scoop. But I guess I'm still not clear as to what's going on. Weirder things have happened to me though. Like that time I got us all stuck in hell...Oh yeah, not that I really need to say this but, yes, I am Booster Gold, please, no autographs. We can get to that later ( Read more... )